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PostSubject: TheEoHZ(fJC) #2   Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:23 am

scene - Nick is preparing a sandwich in the background - THE BOB is reading a magazine on the sofa


enter stage left Jesus
*crowd cheers*

*nick brings over his sandwich and sits on the other sofa as he takes a bite out of it*

THE BOB - "say, nick, what kind of sandwich ya got there"
nick - "well it's only got butter on it, Jesus ate all of our pre-grated cheese"
Jesus - "I'm motherfucking Jesus!"
THE BOB - "oh, what kind of butter is it"
nick - "I dont know, I just grabbed something from the fridge"
*bob walks over to kitchen area and picks up a tin of paint*
THE BOB - "NICK THAT'S NOT BUTTER ON YOUR SANDWICH.....IT'S YELLOW PAINT!!!!!"
*Jesus spits out coffee, which has appeared from nowhere*
*crowd are are in fits of laughter*
nick - "WHAT THE HELL WAS YELLOW PAINT DOING IN THE FRIDGE!!!!"
*crowd are going fucking mental now*

*cut to ads*

*return from ads*
scene - action has died down - Jesus is practising his golf swing


*45 minutes of Jesus practising his golf swing*
*crowd are laughing uncontrolabley*

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC) #2   Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:24 am

Oh AW HELL I LOVE TEH PENIS!!, I seriously can't breath...

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC) #2   Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:40 am

shootthecore wrote:
Oh AW HELL I LOVE TEH PENIS!!, I seriously can't breath...


I think it's the funniest thing I've written in a long while

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC) #2   Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:20 pm

This shit is so cash.
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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC) #2   Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:00 pm

VklQUEVS wrote:
This shit is so cash.

I lol'd hard when I saw the shop where they changed the girl for a guide dog and gave the dude some blinf guy glasses

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC) #2   Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:26 pm

lmfao!!! thats amazing, the best! my eyes hurt form laughing
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