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PostSubject: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:03 pm

scene - nick, sam, Jesus, THE BOB and leo are visiting the fruit museum to observe some fine antique fruits

Jesus - these fruits are fucking boring
Sam - justs like the bible lawl
*crowd titter*
Leo - Iceburn!
*crowd laugh*
Jesus - *grumble*

THE BOB - so why the shit did we come to a fucking fruit museum
Leo - nick wanted to come. There's supposed to be a pineaplle fight at noon
THE BOB - bollocks, I hate pineapples
*raucus laughter, one member of the audience coughs a bit*

-----at this point the tour guide arrives and splits the many thousands of fruit museum-goers into groups, which he then arranges around tables with a single antique fruit on them - our table has a kiwi-----

THE BOB - this fucking sucks
Jesus - no shit
*nick pick up and examines the kiwi while the tour guide talks some old bollocks about antique fruit*

tour guide - any questions?
Sam - what happens if you eat the fruit?
tour guide - you will be thrown out of the museum!
Sam - ok
tour guide - also, you'll probably throw up or something
*nick spits out the kiwi fruit, which he took a bite out of when nobody was looking*
*many of the crowd begin having seizures - one person laughs so hard he coughs up a lung - 5 people shit themselves*
*everyone in the museum is looking at nick*
Nick - what?
*2 more people shit themselves - the remaining members of the audience erupt in another fit of laughter and flatulence*

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scene - action has died down - everyone is back at the appartment


Nick - I could really go for a hotdog right now
Sam - I'll order some pizza

Jesus - goldenhappybunniesprancinginthemeadows that was boring
THE BOB - what shall we do next week?
Nick - I think it's going to be in the mid thirties next week - we should go to the dog museum

*some of the crowd laugh - the others are too fucking stupid to get the joke*

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:11 pm

lol, thats wicked dan!
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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:17 pm

I would like to add for all you highpavement goers that this is based on a true story. Except rather than going to a fruit museum Nick gatecrashed a biology lesson. I lol'd hard when I heard the story.

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:07 pm

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I would like to add for all you highpavement goers that this is based on a true story. Except rather than going to a fruit museum Nick gatecrashed a biology lesson. I lol'd hard when I heard the story.
oh yeah! lol, that was funny! miss cracknell probably hates me now! affraid
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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:28 pm

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I would like to add for all you highpavement goers that this is based on a true story. Except rather than going to a fruit museum Nick gatecrashed a biology lesson. I lol'd hard when I heard the story.

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:19 pm

I lol'd when the crowd did stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:47 pm

VklQUEVS wrote:
I lol'd when the crowd did stuff.

I just lol'd...

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:52 am

shootthecore wrote:
VklQUEVS wrote:
I lol'd when the crowd did stuff.

I just lol'd...
lots
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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:31 pm

nick270b wrote:
shootthecore wrote:
VklQUEVS wrote:
I lol'd when the crowd did stuff.

I just lol'd...
lots

...and lots...

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PostSubject: Re: TheEoHZ(fJC)#6   Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:56 pm

shootthecore wrote:
nick270b wrote:
shootthecore wrote:
VklQUEVS wrote:
I lol'd when the crowd did stuff.

I just lol'd...
lots

...and lots...
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